
A debate bounces back and forth in the local newspapers, television, and radio over whether Utah's funny liquor laws hurt tourism. As a local imbiber, I have figured out most of the rules and can navigate my way to an adult beverage when I want one. But still, the laws are sometimes silly and, I think, do not really have the desired result.
In fact, what is the desired result? Is it primarily to prevent drunk driving and public nuisance? Or is it just to make people jump through hoops?
I'm reminded of a funny scene in a Steve Martin movie where he is pulled over and given a sobriety test while driving in Germany. Among other things we see him acrobatically walking on his hands and commenting to the officer, "Damn, these German drunk driving tests are hard!" (something like that)
In other words, the law doesn't quite accomplish what it is supposed to do.
As I read and hear comments from many LDS people, I recognize there is a huge lack of understanding about alcohol consumption. Many LDS people honestly believe that drinking itself equates automatically to drunk driving and alcoholism. While those are definitely serious problems with drinking, they do not apply to all people who consume alcohol - not at all. But LDS people are so afraid of alcohol and lack understanding about it, that many would, in fact, ban all consumption if it were possible.
But that's not going to happen.
So let's see if we can be reasonable about this. People are going to consume alcohol. Some will be responsible. Some will abuse it. Laws aside, those who want alcohol will nagivate the system and get what they want. They WILL get what they want, even if we make them do handstands to do it.
But back to the tourists. They are forced to learn a new liquor language in order to participate in the system. They are at a disadvantage because someone has to explain to them the quaint little system we have here. So they, too, will try to navigate the system, and then they will go home shaking their heads at the funny little people in Utah and their funny little laws. And they tell their friends. And some will come back, and some won't. And Utah continues to have an old-fashioned "prairie dress" appearance to the world.
Bottom line, do our liquor laws hurt tourism? Possibly some. They probably affect other economic development as well as companies may be reluctant to locate here. Are we ready to recognize this and make reasonable laws that might actually accomplish what they are intended to do? I doubt it.